words in movies
Joey: Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.
Chandler: So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Joey: All right thats it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Ross: Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
Ross: Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Dan: Nah that's okay. I'm just doing this to put myself through medical school.
Ross: (To Rachel) You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't've been fat.
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Joey: Well, she graduated from high school!
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Dana: Yknow who I ran into from school? Howie.
[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]
Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school.
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Phoebe: Well, lets see, its not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like yknow a bunch of yknow high school crap that nobody really gives yknow
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Erin: Hi. I dont mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?
Rachel: Oh, I read that in high school.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!
[Scene: The New School, Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic.]
Monica: If the school finds out youre fired.
Phoebe: Like okay I-I-I, I havent met any Portuguese people! I, I havent had the perfect kiss! And I havent been to snipers school!
Phoebe: Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. (Off Joey's look) I mean, high school.
JOEY: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Ross: That was in high school! Its not like it was binding forever.
Rachel: Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school
CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?
RACHEL: Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school.
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
JOEY: Yeah, turns out our kids go to the same school. Small world huh?
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Chandler: (looking around) Did I go to this school?
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Monica: Its a dead dog. Thats Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!