words in movies
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Rachel: Oh, I read that in high school.
Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school.
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Phoebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Phoebe: No-no, thats not, thats not me Phoebe, thats her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. (Ross and Bonnie look at her quizzically) Best Friends Forever.
Monica: Will! From high school.
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Joey: (Laughs) From school.
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Ross: Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Chandler: Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
Monica: Oh, sure it does! In high school, you werent jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!
Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Chandler: So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Rachel: (entering) Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in High school...
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Joey: All right thats it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Ross: Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
Ross: Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?
Joey: Well, she graduated from high school!
Dan: Nah that's okay. I'm just doing this to put myself through medical school.
Ross: (To Rachel) You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't've been fat.
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Dana: Yknow who I ran into from school? Howie.
[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
Phoebe: Well, lets see, its not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like yknow a bunch of yknow high school crap that nobody really gives yknow
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
Erin: Hi. I dont mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
Ross: That was in high school! Its not like it was binding forever.
[Scene: The New School, Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic.]
Phoebe: Like okay I-I-I, I havent met any Portuguese people! I, I havent had the perfect kiss! And I havent been to snipers school!
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. (Off Joey's look) I mean, high school.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Monica: If the school finds out youre fired.
Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!
JOEY: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.
Phoebe: Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
Rachel: Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school