words in movies
(They start smacking each other's cups, but Phoebe notices a security guard approaching.)
(The security guard approaches.)
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?
The Security Guard: What?!
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
The Security Guard: I'm just taking you outside!
(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
The Security Guard: Come on, lady! (Starts to escort her out.)
Ross: Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college!
The Head Librarian: We are aware of the problem you are referring too. (He turns to look at the previous librarian.) But as far as increasing security, Im afraid the library is very understaffed. I, I cant help you.
(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)
SECURITY GUARD: C'mon people, back up please, back up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
SECURITY GUARD: I'm sorry guys, closed set.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Arthur: (To another coworker) Call security. (To Phoebe) Pheebs, didnt you get fired?
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
Chandler: Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
[Scene 13: Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who in a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security.]
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Chandler: That was not a security blanket! That was a wall-hanging!
The Stripper: Did anybody call for security?
Ross: Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Joey: Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
[Time Lapse, Ross and the woman are now in a state of partial undress and are standing in front of the head librarian with two security guards watching them.]
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.
[Scene: The librarys Paleontology section, Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books.]
Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)
(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)