words in movies
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.
Chandler: Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him.
ROSS: You see, and you thought she'd be judgemental.
Monica: Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out.
JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
Chandler: Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Joey: 'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
Chandler: She said she'd call me.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Ross: I really thought she'd stay.
Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Chandler: Are you kidding? If I wasn't married she'd be rejecting me right now.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?