words in movies
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'.
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Rachel: (she's got that "yeah, try to say it" look on her face) Yes?
Rachel: She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Joey: She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Monica: What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Rachel: What? You really think she's hot?
Joey: How do you think she's doing?
Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)
Joey: She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
Monica: She's asleep.
Monica: She's asleep. Chandler?
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.
Chandler: Yeah.... she's not so cute.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Joey: ... she's being unreasonable!
Chandler: She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
Ross: And she's a little mannish...
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Chandler: And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!
Chandler: (looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)
Monica: (in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Rachel: Oh, she's still napping
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Monica: SHE'S YOURS!
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Rachel: She's yours!
Rachel: She's yours!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Rachel: She's mine!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Ross: She's gone.
Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) "Oh My God"!
Monica: (enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?
Ross: She's putting words in your mouth!
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Ross: She's still at dinner?
Ross: Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!
CHANDLER: All right. (reading her answer) "My husband is sleeping with his secretary." She's married!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
(Monica is standing by the crib, and she's looking at her babies.)
Phoebe: She's got her cell, you could call her.
Ross: At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R rated movies.
Monica: (Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.
Ross: I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
ROSS: Wait hold on Tony, hold on. [answers second line] Hello. Hi, yeah no, she's right here. Um hold on. [gets first line] Hi Tony, can I call you back? That's uh, that's my sister's boyfriend.
Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.
Janice: Although, maybe just... one last moment of weakness... (she kisses Chandler flat on the mouth. Chandler squirms. When she's finished, he looks at her lovingly but uneasily.) Goodbye Chandler Bing. (She leaves)
Joey: (To Ross, on the couch) Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout.
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Ross: Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)