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Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)
Ross: Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
(All the friends looked shocked and confused. There is a long silence.)
[The Gellers stare at Ross. Ross looks at his parents with an afraid, shocked look.]
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Monica: Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
(Joeys shocked and everyone else looks at Rachel.)
[cut to Ross from his appartment, holding baby toys and is shocked to see them kissing]
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)
Ross: (shocked) You dont have a valid drivers licenseOkay that is it! Pull over right now!
Monica: I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Ross: No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?
Joey: (looks at her, shocked) What?!
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
(The gang is shocked.)
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Ross: (shocked) Hey!
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?