words in movies
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Monica: Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?
[Scene: Joey's at the game show "Pyramid" with host Donny Osmond.]
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
[Scene: The game show studio. Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle.]
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, cmere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.
Chandler: Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is the show still on?
(Joey gestures to show that he wouldn't dare...)
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Phoebe: I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Rachel: Show time!
(He bends over to pick them up, right in front of Rachel, who then gets a free peep show.)
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Cecilia: All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Phoebe: (smiles) Show me the badge again.
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.
Ross: I-I had to show Chandler something?
Joey: Loud and clear! (Mouths, "Youll show me," and nods.)
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
(Ross continues to talk to her as the camera pans to show Rachel standing in the doorway.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.]
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
EDDIE: Y-, y-, you like that show?
Chandler: Oh thats so sweet! I want to show you something too!
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
(Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
Joey: No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives".
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Joey: WhatBut you saw the show!
Monica: He might still show up.
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Ross: Show me where?
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Monica: The show?!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Cecilia: I-I-Im leaving the show?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where the last one left off.]
Rachel: I am not gonna show you this!
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Ross: Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Chandler: You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Monica: (following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)
Rachel: Thats a line from the show too!
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Joey: (to Ross) I'll show you how.
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Dirk: Hey! So what show are you on?
Joey: Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Mrs. Bing: Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.