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Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Joey: your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.
Joanna: No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, dont you worry, Im sure with your qualifications you wont need to sleep with some guy to get that job. Although, I might need some convincing.
CHAN: Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Chandler: Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room.
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Joey: A dreamless sleep.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?