words in movies
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]