words in movies
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
PHOE: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.