words in movies
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Joey: A dreamless sleep.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.