words in movies
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Monica: So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute.
Ross: Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but thats okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, (gets his out) so Im allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, its flattery.
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Phoebe: Ohh, sleep with Kenny.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.]
Chandler: Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Rachel: "Oh my God, I cant find a boyfriend! So I guess Ill just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Monica: I cant believe it! Shes asleep! I got her to go to sleep! I have actual magical powers!
[Scene: A Boardroom, Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting.]
Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I dont see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)
Joey: (in a baby voice) Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Monica: Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Phoebe: (pointing at Mike and shouting) I sleep with him!
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. Theres a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandlers door, and starts to complain about the noise.]
Joanna: No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, dont you worry, Im sure with your qualifications you wont need to sleep with some guy to get that job. Although, I might need some convincing.
Joey: your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
CHAN: Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room.
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Chandler: Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Joey: A dreamless sleep.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?