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Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever