words in movies
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now Im here.
Phoebe: Hmmm? Yeah. So, um, is she fat?
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.
(Helens buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too.)
(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once hes lost for something to say – so she nods her head to tell him that hes thinking correctly...)
Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Joey: She is so hot!
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?
Chandler: So what does this mean?
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Jamie: So, so youre here too?
(Phoebe turns away so that the two weird women wont see the face she pulls, and sits down.)
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
(She escapes, fortunately so distracting Mr. Douglas, that he misses Chandlers expression of alarm & guilt.)
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave.)
Helen: (Over the intercom) So you still want me to send her psychological profile to Personnel?
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Rachel: No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... (she climbs onto the railing to reach the top of a pole) ..Im takin em down. Okay? Whoa! (Screams.)
Phoebe: Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!
Mr. Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I would come into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars?
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Chandler: We share a wall! So either hes great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
(Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, but leans so far over she falls out of the chair.)
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: Well, we didnt have freedom here until 1776, either so
JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.
Rachel: Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was yknow, it was like a dollar.
Rachel: So were done then!
Joey: Oh my God. So thats it?! I only get to bring one guest?
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Monica: Just, I love you so much. Just Its just sometimes it bothers me that Im never gonna have that feeling. Yknow when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting? Yknow that rush?
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
Ross: Okay. So we're, we're good?
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Guy: (he reaches into the car and slams his siren on the roof.) So am I!
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! Ill get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Chandler: (terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!
Chandler: So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Rachel: So, I love you.
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Chandler: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"
Joey: So when do we get to meet the guy?
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Monica: I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: So you're a gladiator! Wow!
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Joey: Ooh, so close.
Ross: Is that so?
(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesnt want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)
Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Rachel: No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.
Monica: So, Chandler, whos on your list?
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Rachel: So. Ross, Ive bugged him about this a million times, hes not gonna change.
Rachel: Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Monica: I think so too.
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Phoebe: Oh my God, so do I!
Chandler: I don't think so.
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
ROSS: Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.
Monica: I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So its a boy bath!
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? Itll mean so much to me.
Phoebe: Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienists blouse.
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that its best for Ross, not necessarily whats best for Monica and Chandler.]
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.