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Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Phoebe: So, we realize thatOh no (She resets herself) Im telling it! Im telling it (She loses it.)
Monica: It was so wild! We told em we were the Gundersons in 16
Jennifer: Lisas laugh though TheresIts so infectious. Its one of those things just forget about it. Once it starts, its all gone.
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, Im gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try
Conan: So that you will intentionally do something thattheyll-theyll intentionally screw it up?
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
David: Well thank you so much.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Phoebe: (after he's gone) I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!
Ross: Please. This is so your fault.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Lydia: Yeah, they're not so bad.
Susan: I thought they could...I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry. (Ross realizes Kristin was expecting him to laugh, so he starts to laugh hysterically.)
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Monica: He is so amazing.
Phoebe: This is so great.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Ross: Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?
Monica: So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?
MNCA: So, what are you saying now?
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, how's the ankle?
Monica: Very good, (getting up and sliding a One into the dancers hot pants) so good.
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!
Chandler: Dont go! Im sorry. Im so sorry! (Sees another guy who is still asleep.) Look! This guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! (Looks at him more closely.) Or, call an ambulance.
Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
Chandler: So how'd it go?
ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
Rachel: HuhWait so Joey if you get this, youre gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean youll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big MacHey! You love those!
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull peoples hair and stuff?
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...
Ross: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
Phoebe: Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.
Chandler: (Tapping Ross on his shoulder) So, you feel like a dad yet?
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Rachel: Oh, this is so cute.
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
Julie: So.
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
MONICA: So how was Joan?
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Phoebe: Its me. Its Phoebe. Listen theres something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?
RACHEL: Ok, so let's talk money.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!
Ross: Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldnt get messed up?
Joey: Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that its better if were on the same team.
Ross: So does-does Joey know youre moving?
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.)
Monica: Yknow, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, cause usually hes got the childrens hospital.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Chandler: So, well do the rest of the bills later then?
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Rachel: So? (She puts her hands in his, totally forgetting about the gloves, and hoping for something more intimate.)
Phoebe: Why, so he can get mad at the baby?
Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
ROSS: [to Chandler] So what's it shaped like?
Monica: All right, so I havent cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
Joey: So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne baby Im gonna want to meet her.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
PHOEBE: So, um, have you told your parents?
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.
Joey: Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
PHOEBE: So...Thank you.
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
CHANDLER: So, let's go.
CHANDLER: So, uh, you met someone, huh?
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
CHANDLER: So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?
Joey: So, youre just Bing?
CHANDLER: Your boyfriend is so cool.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
PHOEBE: Oh yeah, so you know D?
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?