words in movies
JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.
RACHEL: [holding a pillow made out of 4 inch red fur] Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
PHOEBE: Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
JOEY: So how you two gettin' along?
CHANDLER: Alright, so what's it about?
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Chandler: Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?
Ross: Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Chandler: Im so sorry.
Monica: Im so humiliated!
Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Cashier: Really?! That is so cool!
Phoebe: Hey Chandler, why so fancy?
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Monica: Okay. (Does so.)
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Julio: The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
The Interviewer: So lets talk a little bit about your duties.
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Ross: Okay, so whats the matter?
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.
Monica: Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big!
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Chandler: Its just so glamorous.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Chandler: Im so sorry.
Chandler: Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Ross: Not so much.
Joey: Oh thats great! Oh thank you so much!
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: Thats so sweet.
PHOEBE: Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Phoebe: Oh, so you're Monicas boss?
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Joey: Well, it looks like it wasnt heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans.)
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
Monica: And its so clean!!
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Phoebe: Ooh, I love that place! (Thinks about it.) So, no.
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
Ross: (running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
Chandler: Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.
Monica: yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Cliff: I dont think so.
Ross: Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
RACHEL: [on phone] Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. [hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket]
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Ross: Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there you go up to the roof and you let me in.
Joey: Yeah, I guess so.
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Joey: Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Phoebe: So whose ring is it?
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didnt know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)
Mr. Geller: Whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont think so! Arent you ovulating?
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Phoebe: Umm, I I just think you dont expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Ross: Were so lucky.
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Joey: Hey so wheres Ross?
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Joey: Hey, so how is it?
Joey: So?
Ross: So apparently Im available for lunch.
Chandler: Oh so there cant be any yelling.
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Monica: (looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. (Waking him up.) Honey.
Phoebe: I will replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible.
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?