words in movies
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
Joanna: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasnt he called, Rachel? Why?
Chandler: Freedom! I want my freedom! Why wont you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)
Joanna: Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie peeks in around the corner)
Sophie: Maybe hes intimated by really smart, strong, successful women.
Rachel: Sophies desk.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Sophie: Actually, thats our three hole punch.
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
Sophie: Shes not making me uncomfortable.
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Ross: What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Rachel: Oh, Sophie, I guess you didnt hear about Joanna
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Sophie: Hey, Rach!
Rachel: Hey, Sophie!
Sophie: Hey.
Sophie: Isnt this great?!
Rachel: Sophie sit!!
Sophie: You brought a picnic, oh, what a boyfriend. Thats it, on Monday I start wearing make-up.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
Sophie: I sure did! (smiles)
Sophie: Yeah!
Sophie: (happily) Good morning!
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Sophie: Uh, uh, uh, I am here.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.