words in movies
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Sophie: You brought a picnic, oh, what a boyfriend. Thats it, on Monday I start wearing make-up.
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Ross: What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?
Sophie: Actually, thats our three hole punch.
Chandler: Freedom! I want my freedom! Why wont you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)
Joanna: Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?
Joanna: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasnt he called, Rachel? Why?
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Sophie: Maybe hes intimated by really smart, strong, successful women.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Rachel: Sophies desk.
Sophie: Shes not making me uncomfortable.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie peeks in around the corner)
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Oh, Sophie, I guess you didnt hear about Joanna
Sophie: Isnt this great?!
Sophie: Hey, Rach!
Rachel: Hey, Sophie!
Sophie: Hey.
Rachel: Sophie sit!!
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Sophie: Yeah!
Sophie: I sure did! (smiles)
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)
Sophie: (happily) Good morning!
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Sophie: Uh, uh, uh, I am here.
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.