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'SPERM' in a movie sentence | examples for 'SPERM' from movies

Chandler: Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: I think we've found our sperm!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: (sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" It’s—they just want me to be the surrogate. It’s her-it’s her egg and her sperm, and I’m-I’m just the oven, it’s totally their bun.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Ross: Okay, I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I don't get it (tries to drink the rest of the jam out of the jar and gets it all over his face, on his chin, nose, etc.) Maybe if they met me in person.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Chandler: Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, he's 6'2", 170 pounds, and he describes himself as a male Geena Davis.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Monica: Sperm.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: When did you go to a sperm bank?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Let’s see uh, well I don’t want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office y’know? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Sperm or regular?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3