words in movies
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
Rachel: Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
Monica: Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.
Monica: Oh God! What did I just step on?
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Rachel: No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a huge step down!
(They both start laughing. They look at each other, stop and step apart a little bit.)
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)
(In the hallway, Ross all dejected, sits down on the step.)
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Director: Aw come on Joey, it's easy. Y'know, it's hand, hand, head, head, (very quickly, Joey watches stunned) up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand sissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Joey: So, you know I'm filling in for Phoebe's step dad, tomorrow, right?
Joey: Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Phoebe: Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because shes the one whos leaving. Its harder for her!
(Phoebe takes one step after him and stops.)
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Joanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
Ross: Step back.
Mr. Thompson: Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Luisa: Step aside, ladies! (She loads a gun)
Joey: It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.
[They both step out into the hall.]
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Phoebe: (really surprised) Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Rachel: (threatening Joey with a scrunchy): Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!
Chandler: Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still keeps her grip on his tie.)
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
Chandler: Step away from the duck.
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Joey: Hey! Now, Ive been watching some tapes, hows this? (In a British accent.) "Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!"
Monica: Heres your tea Phoebe. (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.)
Tag: Okay. (They sit on the step.)
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Monica: Well forget it! It doesnt hurt that (tries to take a step) baaad!!!!
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean its a really big step! And-and whats the rush?!
Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
(Ross notices that Paolo is standing on a step, which makes him taller. Ross gets up on the same step so he can look down at Paolo.)
Joey: Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)