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Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Chandler: Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier.
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Rachel: Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
Chandler: Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.
Stripper: So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Phoebe: I-I wanna be with her, (points to the stripper next to her) I like her.
Joey: (running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
The Stripper: Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night.
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
The Stripper: Wow, I didnt know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets.
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
Ross: That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Ross: Not on you! On the stripper!
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
The Stripper: Yeah?
The Stripper: Great!
Chandler: You slept with the stripper?
Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.
The Stripper: Did anybody call for security?
The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
The Stripper: Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours?
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Stripper: Hi!
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Stripper: Im waiting.
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Stripper: So is that a bedroom? (Points to the guestroom.)
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
Monica: You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...
Joey: Hey, (realises he doesnt know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees its empty and starts to panic.)
Roy, the male stripper: (coughs) Whoo, that's a lot of stairs!
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Monica: Shes a stripper.
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]