words in movies
[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]
(Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says: What Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City.)
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
Will: 150 pounds. Yeah, Im gonna be in one of those Subway sandwich commercials.
Chandler: What honey, its like fifteen blocks to the subway. Lets go.
Ross: Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
[Scene: The subway, Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting. He goes up to her.]
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
[Scene: The Subway, Joey sees his poster and he peels off the caption on his poster, revealing more posters underneath. The captions read, as follows:
Joey: It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, "Where's Betsy?" Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
Chandler: Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?
Monica: Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.
Monica: Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Rachel: Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!
Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
Joey: Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...
Phoebe: Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on thethat looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say hi! but then I figured, he doesnt care if he looks like you.
Monica: Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time.
[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]
Ross: Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'