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Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)
Susan: I will flip you for it.
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
SUSAN: Come on. I'll let you lead.
(Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Susan: She.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Susan: What is, honey?
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Like lovers.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
SUSAN: Hey.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Susan: This should be fun.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
SUSAN: What?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.