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Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Susan: Hey, its so nice to finally meet you!
Carol: Ohh, yknow, Susans gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
Susan: Oh yeah, Im so excited, Ive never been there.
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
Susan: Ahh!
(Ross accidentally, on purpose, bumps into Susan.)
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Susan: Hey!
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)
Susan: I will flip you for it.
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
(Susan just glares back, as Rosss inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, a bubble is about to burst...)
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
SUSAN: Come on. I'll let you lead.
Susan: She.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Look at that.
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Susan: What is, honey?
Susan: What's it look like?
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Yes.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: This should be fun.
SUSAN: What?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: Like lovers.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Susan: Carol, not me.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.