words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]
SUSIE: I hate actors.
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
SUSIE: I can't do Chris's makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustasche.
CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.
[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
SUSIE: Chandler Bing?
SUSIE: We've got a problem.
SUSIE: C'mon.
SUSIE: Could ya?
SUSIE: Excuse me.
SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?
SUSIE: C'mon hurry, hurry.
SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
SUSIE: Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
[back to Chandler and Susie]
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
SUSIE: Alright mister, let's see those panties.
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
SUSIE: Oh, somebody's been doing his buns of steel video.
SUSIE: Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
SUSIE: This is for the fourth grade.
CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
Phoebe: Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?
SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.
SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.
SUSIE: Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.
SUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would be even sexier?
SUSIE: OK, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating?
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.