words in movies
[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
SUSIE: C'mon.
SUSIE: Chandler Bing?
SUSIE: We've got a problem.
SUSIE: Could ya?
CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.
SUSIE: Excuse me.
SUSIE: C'mon hurry, hurry.
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.
SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
SUSIE: Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
[back to Chandler and Susie]
SUSIE: Alright mister, let's see those panties.
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
SUSIE: Oh, somebody's been doing his buns of steel video.
SUSIE: This is for the fourth grade.
SUSIE: Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.
[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]
SUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would be even sexier?
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.
SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.
SUSIE: Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.
Phoebe: Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
SUSIE: OK, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]
SUSIE: I can't do Chris's makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustasche.
SUSIE: I hate actors.
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.