words in movies
Phoebe: Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
SUSIE: Alright mister, let's see those panties.
[back to Chandler and Susie]
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
SUSIE: Oh, somebody's been doing his buns of steel video.
CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]
SUSIE: This is for the fourth grade.
SUSIE: Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.
SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.
SUSIE: Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.
SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.
SUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would be even sexier?
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
SUSIE: I can't do Chris's makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustasche.
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
SUSIE: OK, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating?
SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]
SUSIE: I hate actors.
SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
SUSIE: Chandler Bing?
SUSIE: We've got a problem.
SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?
SUSIE: Could ya?
SUSIE: Excuse me.
SUSIE: C'mon.
SUSIE: C'mon hurry, hurry.
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.
SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
SUSIE: Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.