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[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
[Scene: The Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross is at the Walthams table discussing the bill.]
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
[Cut to the inside of Monica and Rachel's apartment, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Rachel: So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
Joey: Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area]
Monica: (pointing to a picture on the table) I-Is... Is that a picture?
(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
Chandler: See? (Does his laugh.) Here we go. (Starts walking her to their room, and has to pass in front of Mr. Geller whos sitting at the table and Mrs. Geller whos standing next to him.)
(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, (And thats the last time for that line, no more Chandler and Joeys or Monica and Rachels, ever!) Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachels. Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica.]
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.]
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
(Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset)
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
(Two girls sitting at a table next to them look up in disgust, and Ross and Joey move away)
[Scene: The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six.]
Joey: No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!
[Time lapse. The gang is around the table, eating grilled cheese sandwiches.]
Ross: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
(He points at Steve who's sitting at another table. He's staring at his hands.)
Rachel: (seeing his new table) Ohh! Oh my God!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
Chandler: it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)
Joey: Need a new table.
(Ross stares at her. Thinks about it. Puts cards on table, face down.)
Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
[Scene: The Table Store, Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table.]
Phoebe: Doing it on this table. (points at the table)
(He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing.)
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. (Sets yogurt down on table)
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table.]
[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]
Joey: (to a table of strangers) You guys need anything, cause Im heading up there.
[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table. He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies.]
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
(Monica comes back to the table with plates of food.)
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
[Scene: Riff's, Phoebe is entering. Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when...]
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Phoebe: But at least the apothecary table is real.
(Ross gets up from the table.)
Joey: (pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo!
Joey: Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
Chandler: OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
(Camera cuts to Chandler and Ross at table.)
[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like theyre weirdos.]
(The guys all duck under the table.)
Phoebe: I can hop. (She hops onto the table)
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table.]
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
[The waiter comes to the table.]
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
Joey: This sucks man! The last night youre here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.
ROSS: [looking at a glass table with a panther shaped base] Look, check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther? There's no need to decide.
(Joey picks up a hammer and a crowbar and gets ready to destroy the table.)
CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.
Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table. Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase.]
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.]
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.
(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's fianc�e Eric, walks in and smacks her butt.)
Phoebe: Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together (takes the bowl from Ross and puts it on the table)
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice.]
Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a "yeah, yeah, yeah" way.)
[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
[Some guy at another table starts choking]
Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).
(Chandler drifts off and his arm slips off the table and he wakes back up.)
Phoebe: Okay, we're gonna take a short break. (Goes over to their table)
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Maitre d': Mr Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Ross: Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.