words in movies
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Tag: No, dont worry about it.
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I am?!
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: What?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Tag: Well
Tag: What?
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.