words in movies
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Tag: (interrupting again) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I thought it would be funny.
[Tag Scene: Central Perk.� Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa.� Ross enters.]
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
[END TAG]
Tag: Twenty-four actually.
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Tag: Oh, Im sorry. (He bends over to pick the stuff up.)
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
[Scene: A Street, Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater.]
Chandler: (to Tag) Okay, you are new!
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
Tag: (shyly) Nobody. I was just practicing.
Tag: Right. So I guess I shouldnt put good at noticing stuff on my resume. (Sets the plant down on her desk.)
Rachel: (to Tag) Hi.
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Tag: Im gettin back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
Tag: It is the right time. (Takes her hand.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Tag: No, dont worry about it.
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?