words in movies
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: Well
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: What?
Tag: A little.
Tag: What?
Tag: Really?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Hey.
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: What?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Tag: Colorado.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Tag: Are you serious?
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Tag: My what?
Tag: Thats kinda sad.
Tag: What did you say?!
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.