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Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: No, dont worry about it.
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Well
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: What?
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: A little.
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?