words in movies
[Scene: The Buildings Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. Theyre looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, thats realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: What?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: Sure.
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Tag: What contracts?
Tag: Like what?
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but Im telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: Its my sister.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Tag: Its not here.
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Tag: Fine.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Tag: Still no luck.
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Tag: I did not!
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Well
Tag: What?
Tag: A little.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Really?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: What?
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Tag: Hey.
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: What?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: Colorado.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: My what?
Tag: Are you serious?
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Tag: What did you say?!
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Tag: Thats kinda sad.
Tag: Yknow what?
Tag: Well kinda old, like 30.
Tag: Got it!
Tag: A joke they would appreciate?
Tag: (entering from her room) Hey.
Tag: Whats up?
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Tag: (handing his to her) This ones from me.
Tag: Hey.
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
Tag: Me too.
Tag: Okay. (They sit on the step.)
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Tag: Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Tag: Hey Rach.
Tag: Im ready for more.
Tag: Oh. (He drops her hand.)
Joey: Yeah. What-what did Tag say?
Rachel: Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
Tag: So, whats this about?
Rachel: Tag
Tag: Like your sweater.
Tag: So whose is it?
Tag: Good! Good, long time no see.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: I cant believe it!
Tag: (interrupting again) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I thought it would be funny.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
[END TAG]
[Tag Scene: Central Perk.� Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa.� Ross enters.]