words in movies
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: What?
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Well
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: A little.
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Really?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: What?
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Hey.
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: What?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.