words in movies
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Chandler: (to Tag) Okay, you are new!
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
[Scene: A Street, Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater.]
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Rachel: (to Tag) Hi.
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
Tag: (shyly) Nobody. I was just practicing.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Tag: Im gettin back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Tag: It is the right time. (Takes her hand.)
Tag: Right. So I guess I shouldnt put good at noticing stuff on my resume. (Sets the plant down on her desk.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Tag: No, dont worry about it.
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: I am?!
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.