words in movies
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: Right. So I guess I shouldnt put good at noticing stuff on my resume. (Sets the plant down on her desk.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: What?
Tag: I am?!
Tag: I cant believe it!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Tag: (shyly) Nobody. I was just practicing.
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Tag: Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Well
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: What?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Really?
Tag: A little.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Tag: What?
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: Colorado.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Hey.
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: What?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Tag: My what?
Tag: Are you serious?
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Tag: What did you say?!