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Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: What?
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Tag: Well kinda old, like 30.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: A little.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Really?
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Tag: Im gettin back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Tag: What?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I am?!
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: What?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Tag: Well
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: Hey.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: Colorado.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Tag: What?
Tag: Are you serious?
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Tag: My what?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Thats kinda sad.
Tag: What did you say?!
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Tag: Got it!
Tag: Yknow what?
Tag: What?
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Tag: Sure.
Tag: Like what?
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Tag: What contracts?
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Tag: Its my sister.
Tag: Fine.
Tag: Its not here.
Tag: Still no luck.
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Tag: Me too.
Tag: I did not!
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Tag: (entering from her room) Hey.
Tag: Whats up?
Tag: Okay. (They sit on the step.)
Tag: A joke they would appreciate?
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.