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[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Tag: My what?
Tag: Are you serious?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Tag: A joke they would appreciate?
Tag: What did you say?!
Tag: No, not my touchie.
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Tag: Thats kinda sad.
Tag: Got it!
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Tag: (interrupting again) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I thought it would be funny.
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: No, dont worry about it.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Tag: Yknow what?
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: Oh, Im sorry. (He bends over to pick the stuff up.)
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
[END TAG]
[Tag Scene: Central Perk.� Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa.� Ross enters.]
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Tag: Twenty-four actually.
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
[Scene: A Street, Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater.]
Chandler: (to Tag) Okay, you are new!
Tag: (shyly) Nobody. I was just practicing.
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Rachel: (to Tag) Hi.
Tag: It is the right time. (Takes her hand.)
Tag: Im gettin back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Tag: Right. So I guess I shouldnt put good at noticing stuff on my resume. (Sets the plant down on her desk.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.