words in movies
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Tag: Im gettin back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Tag: Right. So I guess I shouldnt put good at noticing stuff on my resume. (Sets the plant down on her desk.)
Tag: It is the right time. (Takes her hand.)
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Tag: No, dont worry about it.
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Tag: What?
Tag: Well
Tag: I just did them.