words in movies
Tag: Hey Rach.
Tag: So, whats this about?
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Tag: It is the right time. (Takes her hand.)
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Tag
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Tag: Oh. (He drops her hand.)
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Joey: Yeah. What-what did Tag say?
Rachel: Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
[Scene: A Street, Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater.]
Tag: Good! Good, long time no see.
Tag: Like your sweater.
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Tag: So whose is it?
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Well
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: A little.
Tag: What?
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: Really?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: What?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Hey.
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Not bad.