words in movies
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I am?!
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: What?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: Well
Tag: What?
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: A little.
Tag: Really?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: What?
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Tag: Hey.
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: What?
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Tag: Are you serious?
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: Colorado.
Tag: Okay.
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Tag: My what?
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Tag: What did you say?!
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Tag: Yknow what?
Tag: Got it!