words in movies
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Tag: I am?!
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: What?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Well
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: What?
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: What?
Tag: A little.
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Really?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: Hey.
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.