words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are talking.]
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Monica:: Eww are you talking about my bother.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom.]
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are talking.]
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachels, who is now showing, stomach.]
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
[Scene: Out in the hall, the firemen are talking.]
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Rachel and Monica are talking to each other.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Frankie? What're you talking about?
Phoebe: Okay, they're just talking...
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is talking to Chandler. Joey is making a snack at the bar.]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
[Scene: The couch store, Ross is talking to a saleswoman.]
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Phoebe: Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science.
Joey: Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)
CAROLINE: I assume we're talking about the baby now.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
MNCA: What are you talking about?
Ross: (quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello.
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
[Scene: Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch]
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
Mr Campbell: Dating profile? I-I-I'm talking about the work resumé.
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is talking to a customer.]
MONICA: What are you talking about? What wedding?
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Ross: What are you talking about?
Ross: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Chandler: What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?
Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
[Scene: The Philly, Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Monica: Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)