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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Chandler: Right, fine, I�ll do it, but no talking.
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
Phoebe: Wow! Talking about high maintenance
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Mike: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Ross: I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?