words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
Chandler: Right, fine, I�ll do it, but no talking.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Phoebe: Wow! Talking about high maintenance
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Mike: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Ross: I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.