words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler and Eddie are talking.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Phoebe: Wow! Talking about high maintenance
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Mike: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Ross: I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Phoebe: Talking to Ross.
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Ross: (To All) Was I talking to her about gas?
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Joey: Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not talking about Chuckles University?!
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Ross: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
CHANDLER: Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking.]
Monica: It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Chandler: Oh nothing, were just talking. Yknow, blah-blah-blah.
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]