words in movies
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again.]
Chandler: They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Phoebe: You didnt tell her did you?
Joey: Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
Ross: No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?
Rachel: Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Rachel: And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Ross: So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Hey, I tell you what. Lets you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Kim: Tell me everything.
Rachel: Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?
Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver
[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]
Rachel: You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Phoebe: But why didnt you just tell her the truth.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, its only because I think youre so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because Iyoure the most talented chef Ive ever worked for. Anyway (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Rachel: (entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Joey: You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? (tickles her a little)
Ross: Hey, tell Dan, Thanks.
Rachel: Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him.
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Phoebe: I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
Monica: Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Monica: I gotta tell ya, I think its okay to be that guy.
Monica: Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Phoebe: Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Mike: I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news.]
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Chandler: Oh, tell her good luck with that.
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Joey: Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Chandler: Please tell me you got the message!
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?