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MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
MONICA: Alright, well tell me one of yours.
RYAN: [Puts his hands over Phoebe's ears.] I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Ross: Well, if hes angry, he really shouldnt just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.
Ross: I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didnt tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Ross: Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
Richard: Okay thats fine, Ill walk away. And Ill never bother you again, but only if you tell me Chandlers willing to give you everything I am.
Phoebe: Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.
Rachel: And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I
Phoebe: Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
PHOEBE: Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything.
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Kitchen Worker: Well, I dont know what to tell ya!
Joey: Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
Chandler: If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Ross: And I can even understand that you couldnt tell Rachel, but why couldnt you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didnt.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Joey: Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Rachel: All right here he comes. Im gonna do this, Im gonna tell him, Im gonna be strong.
Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
Mrs. Geller: You tell her Jack, I cant do it.
Monica: Nice work everybody! So much for the yknow, "You can drive it, but dont tell Rachel" plan!
Ross: Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Phoebe: Uh, well I can tell you why. Its, its because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.
Rachel: Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Monica: I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and shes the only one left!
Phoebe: Well, Im going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... (starts to cry and runs out)
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didnt tell me!
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
Chandler: Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne baby Im gonna want to meet her.
MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency.
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timings right. And thats what deathbeds are for.
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
Rachel: Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)
PHOE: No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Well, then tell him to stop staring!
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Will: Could you also tell them Im skinny now?
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Chloe: Oh, well I tell Issac everything.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Phoebe: Well, he didn't tell me.
Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
ROSS: Come on, tell me.
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Rachel: Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Chandler: So- you can tell?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.