words in movies
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Terry: Joey Tribbiani! Im surprised your big head could fit through our small halls! (Gets up) I gotta go Joey.
Terry: Good to see you again!
Terry: Hey-hey-hey Joey!
Joey: Hey Terry!
Terry: Why would you think that?
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
Terry: Everybody has to audition.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
TERRY: F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Joey: Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.
Terry: Im sorry Joey thats thats the way it is.
Terry: Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.
TERRY: Uh--
Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)
Terry: Its a different building.
Terry: An advance?
TERRY: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
RACHEL: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine.
Joey: Hey! Terry.
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
TERRY: Oh, all right, fine, fine, fine.
Joey: Yknow Terry, I-I dont really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series, (Pause) with a robot.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry.]
[Scene: Terrys office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]
Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?
TERRY: I, I don't know.