words in movies
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Chandler: (smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Chandler: (astonished) I don't think that's exactly...
Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
Sandy: (In a puppet voice) So you see Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to shaaaaaaare...
Ross: And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Monica: That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
Maitre d': I'm sorry. That's always mr Campbell's table.
Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!
Charity guy: Oh, actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)
JOEY: Look, I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does, ok. If you try to pull somethin', he'll call you on it. 'What're you tryin' to pull,' he'll say.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
CHANDLER: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Joey: (realizing) Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!
Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.
Fake Monica: Well, that's just probably 'cause of your Amish background.
ROSS: Uh Joey, that's just the minumum amount due, that's your total due.
Phoebe: Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Monica: What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!
Sandy: That's fair... Although, can I ask... why do you think that is?
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
Rachel: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
Rachel: Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.
Mike: That's great! You changed you name?
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Phoebe: Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea! Oh yeah.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Phoebe: I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse.
Joey: Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!
Waiter: Yes, that's Raspberry coule.
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey: She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.
Chandler: When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
CHANDLER: Yep.� That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn.� Single are ya?
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Chandler: No, that's all right. I just had a jar of mustard.
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
PHOEBE: I like this lily. It's more open, ya know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
Rachel: Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
PHOEBE: Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh that's one of my favorite digests.
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
PHOEBE: Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Ross: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.
Joey: well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
Ross: I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!
CHANDLER: OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
JOEY: Great, well, I'm happy for ya. [picks up the orange juice carton and it's empty] Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.
Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is...do we know...?
Monica: Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.
Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
Ross: Oh, that's OK. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?
Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
The Teacher: Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?
Phoebe: Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'
Monica: See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.
JOEY: Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's havin' a brunch.
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)
Phoebe: Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
CHANDLER: [being left behind] Oh that's all right fellas, I saw a kitchen this morning - on TV. Stop talking. OK.
RACHEL: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.
Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!
Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.
Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.
Dan: Nah that's okay. I'm just doing this to put myself through medical school.