words in movies
Chandler: That's great.
Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Ross: Yeah... Yeah, that's true.
Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Joey: Uh, actually, that's..
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
Phoebe: What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic!
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Joey: That's what I hear, yeah.
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Ross: ... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Monica: Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Monica: That's how old you are.
Chandler: Ooh! That's my girl!
Rachel: Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Chandler: That's where people make number two!!
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Joey: That's right, yeah.
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Ross: That's not a thing!
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: That's shocking!
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Rachel: Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!
PHOE: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
Chandler: Oh, that's really ok.
Chandler: That's great!
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Rachel: Yeah. That's me!
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Phoebe: It's just my knitting that's all! (A dog sticks its head out of Phoebe's bag. Everyone looks puzzled.) Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.
Phoebe: Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Joey: That's fire. Beats everything.
Phoebe: (as Ursula) That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
All: That's so sweet.
Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.
Chandler: That's okay, we understand.
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Rachel: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Agency guy: That's impossible.
Chandler: (smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.
Chandler: Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
Monica: Joey, we know that's you.
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Chandler: That's great!
Rachel: Look, Ross, he's just... Sandy is just sensitive, that's all.
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Monica: That's terrible!
Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.
Chandler: I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Ross: That's what it seemed like.
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
Joey: Hey, maybe that's for the best.
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
Phoebe: Honey, that's gorgeous!
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Ross: That's alright. Listen, listen.
CHANDLER: [looks in the fish bowl to see a fish cracker] Well that's not an, even a real fish. No, that's a goldfish cracker.
Monica: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
Monica: Oh, yeah, that's true.
Rachel: Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out.
Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Caitlin: Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
Joey: That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.
Chandler: Well, I did and it hurt. (they walk towards the bar) That's when I wrote the song: "Betrayal In The Common Room".