words in movies
JOEY: [sits down] Ohh yeah, that's the stuff.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?
ROSS: That's romantic.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
RACHEL: OK, that's dead right?
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Chandler: That's great.
Chandler: That's it?
Angela: Huh. That's nice.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...
Ross: That's my sister.
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Ross: That's... that's classic.
CHANDLER: Ah that's a cantelope.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Phoebe: Ooh! That's so nice...
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...
Ross: That's closer.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
All: That's so sweet.
Mr Zelner: (Takes a long look at the egg while he considers it) Wow, that's pretty cool (Takes the egg from Ross)
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Phoebe: So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!
Phoebe: What, that's it?
Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.
Rachel: Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Ross: That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?
Joey: That's the rule.
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Paolo: No, that's cold, that's cold, that's...
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
Ronni: That's a good one!
All: That's great!
CHANDLER: That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Mr Zellner: (confused) That's great!
Chandler: That's OK.
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Janice: That's fine.
RACHEL: That's not the end.
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
Kristin: That's funny. Who are they?
Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now?
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Mr. Zelner: That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
All: That's great! That's wonderful!
Rachel: Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). "From Gavin"
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Monica: That's not a question.
Joey: (to Ross): Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
Ross: That's, that's nice twice!
Mindy: That's not all.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
Mindy: That's all!
Ross: (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!
Monica: That's me.
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Rachel: That's not European!
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!